The Kingdom of Womble 2809 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.048 billion Womble 2809ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 2809ian economy, worth 401 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,389 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,094 per year while the poor average 2,782, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2809's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2809 is ranked 230,043^rd in the world and 4,035^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.